Your
Secrete Contribution
The Womb Service Experience
Help make this celebration unforgettable. Enter your contribution details below,
and we'll follow up via Venmo to complete the process.
Fried Placenta Musubi
How It Works
Let's Level Up
It's time that our crew got a suite. We don't need to commit to doing art the whole time, but our Trash Chef reality show proved that it's worth setting aside some time to schtick.
And, when we're not schticking, wouldn't it be nice to have a dedicated gathering place where we can hang out, stash stuff, take snack breaks, etc. anytime we want?
Donate
Put in your info and we'll Venmo request your contribution (unless it's milk or placenta). If we have enough money for a suite in time for either ticket sale, we'll try to book one. If there is not enough interest or if they are all booked up, everyone's money will be returned. If we get more contributions than we need, we will return anything extra in proportion to the amount donated.
Please let us know if you would want to stay in a bedroom attached to the suite and you'd be willing to chip in more (the regular price of a king/queen room at Bally's) to do so .
Enjoy the Benefits
We can do as little or as much schtick hosting as we want, and we'll either just leave the doors unlocked or give the whole squad keys so we can come and go as we please.